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canaydian:

I’ve probably scrolled more miles on my dashboard then I’ve ran

(Source: canaydian)


please reblog this if it is okay to anonymously confess something to you

(Source: askpillow)


childservices:

horoscope app: today u gonna #stunt on these hoes
me: damn….das tru


silversora:

Allergies are weird as heck. You can snap a humans leg in half and they can recover but if you eat this peanut u dead

accaern:

lymphonodge:

TINY DOLPH

*the tiniest voice* surfbort
wiki-the-avatartimelord:

HE DOESN’T EVEN LOOK ASHAMEDHE’S JUST LIKEYEA, THAT’S ME, I DO THAT

ladynecro:

my friend has black hair and the initials PM while her boyfriend has blonde hair and the initials AM and she told me that they joke that theyre ‘as different as night and day’ and i fell on the floor that shit was so adorable

seductivecronus:

risingtensions:

physical comedy

I like how the fucker stands up all slow and epic like its gonna do some super fuggen awesome metal gear solid shit then…
then this shit.