xplosivediarrhea:

imagine how much power you’d have if you woke up with a clear face and perfect hair every day

(Source: j6)









omfgsid:

My 4 year old brother told me he was scared to grow up and cried for like 10 minutes straight

finally I asked why he was so scared

and he said he was scared of drinking coffee

coffee

safetytank:

i mISTOOK THE POLE CAP FOR PART OF ITS FACE



bai-marionette asked:
she wears short shorts, i wear a prison uniform

chronic-genderbender:

She’s cheer captain and