officialputin:

white boys’ haircuts be like

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prostitourettes:

why cant i just plug myself into a charger

pvtleonardchurch:

jack-baraatwat:

Being friends with me consists of me sending you bad jokes at 2:47 in the morning

listen up you motherfucker

how to deal with your kid being trans

eggacademy:

1. buy them new clothes and other accessories to make them feel more comfortable
2. slam dunk the old clothes into the nearest donation center where they belong
3. respect your child’s identity and use whatever name and pronouns they want you to use


inbox:

I’m a teenager why does my back hurt I’m not 70 years old

bunny-banana:

dankleaf:

spicy-vagina-tacos:



????

NOBODY SAY A WORD
spaceslut:

the greatest horse in all of animation history
lastofthetimeladies:

freshest-tittymilk:

portraits-of-america:

     “I got both of them from local shelters. When I got her in 2006, the staff told me she was a shepherd husky. I go to the dog park, I’m meeting people with shepherd husky mixes, and they look nothing like her. I get in my car, I’m driving, I look in the rearview mirror, I see these eyes and I’m like, I’ve got a wolf in my car. Then, when she was 10-months old, there was a shepherd breeder and trainer in the dog park, and at the end of the lesson, the trainer came up to me and asked, ‘What kind of dog is that?’ And I’m thinking, Shepherd husky. You should know, you are a breeder. She said, ‘That’s a wolf.’”  
Bethlehem, PA

Thats mildly hilarious

#OH MY GOD#THEY SOLD HER A FUCKING WOLF#THATS SO GODDAMN DANGEROUS#WHAT THE HELL HOW DO YOU EVEN FUCK UP THAT BADLY

claphne:

child

why u scream