live-as-a-teen:

dogepom:

patickstump:

if you shame girls about their breast size i will push you into traffic

"Who’s flat now?"

whos flat now

(Source: patickstump)


popularselfie:

getting a good grade on the test you were 97.4% sure you were going to fail


tateyarna-ayano:

finDING GOOD QUALITY STUFF FOR SUPER CHEA P

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sleepingnoone:

when u have a thing to tell friend but friend dont care

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(Source: feuillyeponine)


kingsleyyy:

i’m thankful my childhood was filled with imagination and bruises from playing outside, instead of apps and how many damn likes you get on a picture

starryluminara:

shrekfucker69:

Can I have a source???

the mirror 

guy:

when teachers type google.com into a google search bar 

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meladoodle:

THREE DAY WEEKENDS 
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(Source: meladoodle)




mom: what time did you go to bed last night?
me: that information is confidential
rangerkimmy:

driftingfocus:

Take note: this is how to properly disarm someone. Always go to the outside of the arm, not the inside.

ah yes I have been doing it wrong the whole time it seems cowering in fear was not the first step

zeloswildeer:

blushyarmin:

lordofthescience:

royaltyspeaking:

How to tell if it was a gunshot or fireworks: gunshots don’t echo, fireworks do. 

thaNK YOU SO MUCH

the fact that anyone might commonly need to know this terrifies me

clearly you’re not from america


strangedayshavefoundme666:

dancingdwarves:

thelionandthellama:

i don’t get how other countries have these really strict school uniform rules

and

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then

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there’s

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German

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students

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not

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giving

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a

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single

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fuck

have some more:

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Here in Canada the captain of our football team would just walk around on random days dressed like Marilyn Monroe. Except he never bothered to shave or anything, so more like Marilyn Chewbacca.